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  Someday, I’m going to write a book titled:

“How to Stay Sane While Owning a Company, Dealing with Chronic Illness, & Being Devoted to Your Family.”

  It will be a short read…

  The text will be something along the lines of:

“I have no effing don’t have the slightest idea.”

  (Edited that to make sure I can have a broad appeal.  Don’t want to lose the potential audience that may not purchase my book due to my potty mouth).

  All proceeds from the sales of my book will go towards the worthy cause of buying yours truly liquor.

  Thank you in advance for your support in this venture.